In the casual fall of a pippin,

The Bench's calm height ought to scan,

More clearly than mortals thereunder.

But—your Magistrate is but a man,

And Man is much given to blunder.

An obstinate Beak or a cynical Q.C.,

Sometimes plays the fool—that is wisdom in nuce!

This gentleman stretched at his ease,

Looked monstrously wise and complacent.

How green the umbrageous trees!