How verdant the country adjacent!
Would anyone hint, save a pump,
That he is not high equity's model?
"Stand down, Mr. Critic, or—" thump!
The Sage receives one for his noddle.
Gravitation from Magistrates' rules is exempt,
And a pippin you cannot commit for contempt.
Little Public Opinion will reck,
Though austere Rhadamanthus should chide it,
And even a haughty Home Sec.,