That he bets on the "holes" and the play

Oh, well for the "caddie" that carries

The "clubs," and earns his pay.

He puts his red coat on,

And he roams on the sandy hill;

But oh for the touch of that golfer's hand,

That the "niblick" wields with a will.

Golf! Golf! Golf!

Where the "bunkers" vex by the sea;

But the days of Tennis and Croquet