Will never come back to me!


OYSTERITIES AT COLCHESTER.—Last Wednesday the Annual Oyster Feast was held at Colchester. Toasts in plenty: music of course. But why was there absent from the harmonious list so appropriate a glee as Sir Henry Bishop's:—

"Uprouse ye then,

My merry merry men,

It is our opening day!"

Why wasn't Deputy-Sheriff BEARD asked? Is he already shelved?


THE LAST OF "MARY'S LAMB."

["A firm in Sydney have completed arrangements whereby frozen sheep or lambs can be delivered at any address in the United Kingdom.">[