[It has been suggested, with reference to an amusing article in Blackwood, on a new religion, that science is equal to it.]

PROFESSOR PROTOPLASM sings:—

I'm a mighty man of science, and on that I place reliance,

And I hurl a stern defiance at what other people say:

Learning's torch I fiercely kindle, with my HAECKEL, HUXLEY, TYNDALL,

And all preaching is a swindle, that's the motto of to-day.

I'd give the wildest latitude to each agnostic attitude,

And everything's a platitude that springs not from my mind:

I've studied entomology, astronomy, conchology,

And every other 'ology that anyone can find.