I am a man of science, with my bottles on the shelf,

I'm game to make a little world, and govern it myself.

I'm a demon at dissection, and I've always had affection

For a curious collection from both animals and man:

I've a lovely pterodactyle, some old bones a little cracked, I'll

Get some mummies, and in fact I'll pounce on anything I can.

I'm full of lore botanical, and chemistry organical,

I oft put in a panic all the neighbours I must own:

They smell the fumes and phosphorus from London to the Bosphorus:

Oh, sad would be the loss for us, had I been never known.