Surely butter must cloy, though your friends do the churning—
You are not the whole world, though you did win a tanner;
And Punch thinks it well, when your head has done turning,
You should turn a new leaf, and just soften your manner.
Railway Time-Table. Applicable all the Year Round.
6 Cabs—full of Passengers = 1 Dawdling Porter.
12 Dawdling Porters = 1 Train's Start.
2 Trains' Starts = 1 Danger Signal.
2 Danger Signals = 1 Stoppage on the Line.