3 Stoppages on the Line = 1 Late Arrival.

24 Late Arrivals = 1 Day's Unpunctuality.

365 Days' Unpunctuality = 1 Patient Public's Useless Grumble.


A Murderous Game.—(Example of "Beneficent Murder.")—Taking a Life at Pool.


INFELICITOUS QUOTATIONS.

"HOW GOOD OF YOU TO COME, DOCTOR. I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU THIS MORNING."