Oh, could they have kept him till Autumn was o'er!

No such luck! I must stir up, and spend time, and money,

In playing the old game of Soldiers! Great bore!

Ah, my youthful, alert, irrepressible KAISER,

When just a bit older you'll be a bit wiser.

Voecklabruck's pleasant in genial September,

And now I must start for Silesia. Ah me!

That name gives a KAISER so much to remember—

Would FREDERICK—THE GREAT—have "waltzed round" with such glee,

Trotting out Europe's soldiers and ships in this way?