Well, the KAISER's a "kid," I suppose it's his play.

I wonder what BISMARCK the blunt thinks about it.

He hardly takes Kriegspiel views of the earth;

He may be prepared to applaud, but I doubt it.

I fancy him moved to a saturnine mirth.

I wonder where next the young ruffler will go.

I should like, if I dared, to suggest—Jericho!

"Come out, Cousin HAPSBURG, your uniform don,

And let's play at Soldiers!" Ah, yes, that's his voice.

How glad Grandma GUELPH must be now he has gone,