Come, Gentlemen, open your coffers,

For your biddings are terribly tame.

Two thousand! Not half enough! Yet it

Must go to the Rappers; Going! Gone!

The key's with the sexton, Sir; get it,

And yours is the church of St. John."


OUR METEOROLOGICAL REPORT.

The public is much indebted to a gentleman named Lowe, who lives at Bermondsey, and writes every day to the Times, to inform the world which way the wind blew on the preceding day, how much rain fell late in the evening, what amount of cloud was floating about at a particular hour of the day, and other equally interesting particulars. On Tuesday this gentleman reports his detection of some "cirri," and he kindly writes to the Times to give the world the benefit of the discovery.

Anxious to make ourselves generally useful, we have attempted a few meteorological observations on our own account, and the following is the report we have to offer:—