Carving his Way to Iniquity.
A culinary wag (not Soyer) has inserted in his Cookery Book the proclamation of Emperor Nicholas, in which he talks largely about the "orthodox faith" and "the sword," and has labelled it: "Directions for Cutting up a Turkey."
THE STAMP OF LIBERALITY AND MEANNESS.
The liberal man, when he is in doubt about the proper weight of a letter, puts on two stamps: the mean man only puts on one.
SAPPHICS OF THE CABSTAND.
Friend of Self-Government.
Seedy Cab-driver, whither art thou going!
Sad is thy fate—reduced to law and order,