Only I wants no centrylisn', I don't—

Which I suppose it's a crusher standin' sentry

Hover a cabstand.

Whereby if we gives e'er a word o' cheek to

Parties as rides, they pulls us up like winkin'—

And them there blessed beaks is down upon us

Dead as an 'ammer!

As for Mr. Toulmin Smith, can't say I knows him—

But as you talks so werry like a gem'man,

Perhaps you're a goin' in 'ansome style to stand a