Yes, it must go! the crazy cab, the old abandoned fly,

Must on thy master's premises be finally put by;

And in it there some juveniles, who cannot get a ride,

May cram themselves, by climbing up the wheels on every side.

Do they ill-use thee, Cabman? No! I'm sure it cannot be;

You that have bullied half the world, and humbugged even me.

And yet, if haply thou'rt done up, and for thee we should yearn,

Can the same law that cut thee off compel thee to return?

Return! alas! my Cabman bold, what shall the public do,

When rain is falling everywhere, wetting the public through?