Wot's this 'ere, Sir? wot's this 'ere?

You call yerself a gentleman? yer Snob!

He wasn't bled:

And I was let in for forty bob,

Or a month, instead:

And I caught the lumbago in the brain—

I've been confined—

But never you mind—

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! I ain't hinsane.

Vot his this 'ere? Can't no one tell?