With France and England—famous flats to try his wicked wit upon.
A Turkey is the stakes in the match; and who can wonder
That to the wily Czar France and England should knock under,
That the honour in their hand 'gainst his tricks can never stand,
When his game is all finesse, and theirs all revoke and blunder?
What marvel France and England each deal are looking graver?
What marvel Russia's play grows more brilliant and braver?
When, thanks to his strong club, 'ere the close of the first rub,
He's the nine points of possession scored already in his favour?
When they lead off with a bow, he trumps it with a bluster;