Physic for Brutes.
A hair of the dog that bit you is recommended as a cure for the consequences of drunkenness; but when intoxication results in beating women, the dog does not afford so proper a remedy as the cat.
Who was the first "Gent" on record?—The Lawyer, when he was allowed by Act of Parliament to write after his name "Gent, one, &c.."
SCENE.—BUREAU OF THE CHIEFS OF THE DOUANES.
French Official. "You have Passport?"