With my Alfred for hours at ecarté I played,

And his meerschaum I lit, and his coffee I made.

When, the night we'd a box at St. Jullien's last bal,

And—goodness knows why—you deserted the salle,

I gave you a smile when you chose to appear,

Nor asked whom you knew on that horrid top tier.

Why won't you, dear Al, by mamma be advised?

A wife who don't pout, Al, deserves to be prized—

So to Constance and Rome Adelina you'll take,

Or a nice piece of work that young person will make.