Sea-Side Intelligence.
A spirituelle young lady writes up from Ramsgate to say:—"In the morning, my dear, we have a delivery of letters by the Post. In the afternoon we have another delivery—the delivery of husbands, brothers, cousins, or beloved acquaintances, as the case may be, by the steam-packet. In this manner, darling, we have a mail-delivery twice a-day. It would ill-become me to say which one I like best."
NECROMANCY FOR GENTS.
Table-rapping with Genuine Spirits every evening at the Shades Harmonic Free and Easy, in Scamp's Alley. A Medium in the Bar—but "goes" of whiskey, brandy, rum, or gin unlimited.
Test for Travellers.
It is complained that there are no examinations at the Inns of Court in town, whilst it is forgotten that thousands of applicants for admission are daily plucked at the hotels all over the country.
Puritans in Request.—The metropolis would be much more pleasant if the Commissioners of Sewers had a proper number of disscenters among them.