Don't go poking, don't go raking, into what I need not utter,

All the means from parties taking out of which their bread they butter,

Best to leave alone stagnation; stir it, and we know the sequel,

That of all this agitation will the strongest posy equal.

'Tis presumption to depend on such precautions and defences;

Who can calculate their end on any further than expenses?

From the lot that Man awaits we none of us can lift the curtain;

And an increase of the rates is all we can consider certain.

Water will be rather queer sometimes; the pump a churchyard handy

Well, but then there's little fear, suppose you mingle it with brandy.