Table Moving Extraordinary.
We learn from a gentleman who is in the habit of moving in the highest circles, that the Table Movement party has lately derived great encouragement from the fact that the Table Rock has been moved down the Niagara falls.
The Papal Cue.
The Pope has been ordered to play billiards for his health. Judging from the specimens he has hitherto manufactured, we doubt whether his Holiness will ever make a good canon.
THE MODERN LANGUAGES TAUGHT IN ONE LESSON!
German Professor (on "la Perche") to Italian ditto below. "Be steadier, Bill, will yer, or I'm blowed if I don't come down!"