MARRIAGES AS WRITTEN IN THE POLICE COURT.
Considering the way in which your brute of a husband is in the habit of treating his wife, it would be as well, for the classicalities of low life, to alter the name of Hymen into Flora (Floor-her).
A WAKE IN THE MINING DISTRICTS.
J'moimer Ann. "Has thee fowghten, Bill?"
Bill. "Nooah!"
J'moimer Ann. "Then get thee Fowghten, and coom wum. Daddy got his'n done by fower o'clock!"