Policeman. "Now, Mum! What's the matter?"
Injured Female. "If you please, Mister—I want to give my wretch of a 'usband in charge. He's always a knocking of me down and a stampin' on me!"
JUSTICE TO SCOTLAND.
AN UNPUBLISHED POEM BY BURNS.
(Communicated by the Edinburgh Society for Promoting Civilization in England)
O mickle yeuks the keckle doup,
An' a' unsicker girns the graith,
For wae and wae! the crowdies loup