Workmanlike, you have laid, true and square

And a curiously dinner-rid nation

Has still found you a saint in the chair.

Goodness knows what ineffable dinners,

What drinks deleterious you've borne,

What prosing from long-winded sinners

You've endured with a patience unworn!

You have never pressed forward unbidden;

When called on you've never shown shame

Not paraded, nor prudishly hidden