THE GREENWICH DINNER.—A CONVIVIAL MOMENT.
Gentleman (under the influence of White Bait). "Well, old Fella—Reklect—Preshent Company dine here with me every Monday, Thursday, an' Sat'dy—Friday—No—Toosday, Thursday, an' Sat'dy—Mind an' don' forget—I say—What a good fella you are—Greatest 'steem and regard for you, old fella!!"
THEOLOGICAL TANNING.
Bermondsey is a great place for tanners. According to the Rev. Dr. Armstrong, the incumbent of St. Paul's in that district, the converts to Protestantism from Popery therein residing get thrashed by their quondam co-religionists. Is it the genius loci or the genius of Roman Catholicism that suggests this tanning of the hides of heretics? which, one would think, if it cured their skins, would scarcely heal their souls, and instead of re-converting them to Romanism would only convert them to leather.
Prospect in Foreign Politics.—When Austria and Russia fall out, Kossuth and Mazzini will come by their own.
Query for Table-Turners.—Have you ever turned a square table round?