A good comfortable income could be got out of a quarry which prodooced such stuns as the one from which High Rock water flows.
One of the institushuns of this summer resort is Mister MORRISSEY'S Club-house.
The Hon. JOHN is more of a success at Congress hauls, Saratogy, than he is at the Halls of Congress, Washington, D.C.
When other members git on their high-heeled butes at Washington, debatin' about the admishun of another State, JOHN'S voice is silent.
When debatin' the grate public question of
"Heads I win, tails you lose,"
JOHN is the most elokent man in Saratogy.
If any individual don't beleeve what I say, let him buck agin Mr. M., and he will diskiver that the product of his experience will "Bite like a Jersey skeeter, and sting like one of Recorder HACKETT'S sentences."
As my wife's second cuzzin lives heer, I shall be heer occashonly doorin' the summer seesun, a visitin' her.
I like it heer as a visitor—at Mrs. G's. cuzzin's house, altho', in her eccentricity, she sumtimes doesn't have dinner while I am around, and often she locks the door when I am out after dark.