One of those men they call a “D”

Came in and surveyed us slyly,

Then he grabbed me gently by the ear,

And whispered “Young man, I’ve a warrant here!”

Well, I took that warrant with the greatest fear,

Then I handed it over to Riley.—Chorus.

One night I found a watch and chain,

While out with my chum, Johnny Riley,

And he for his share did soon complain

And he did it so awfully wily,