But as by a lamp we chanced to pass,

I saw by the light of the flaring gas

That the watch was gold but the chain was brass,

So the chain went over to Riley.—Chorus.

One sweet spring morn I took a wife,

My best man of course was Riley,

I thought she’d be the joy of my life,

For she acted so very shyly;

But I soon found that marriage was no great fun,

For she chased me round the house with a gun,