“You married men are all alike. None of you will give a fellow any advice.”
“Well, marriage is a secret society.”—Louisville Courier-Journal.
THE USUAL CONVERSATION.
Father—What did you and John talk about last night, dear?
Daughter—Oh, we talked about our kith and kin.
Small Brother—Yeth, pop, I heard ’em. He seth, “Kin I hev a kith?” and she seth, “Yeth, you kin!”—Yale Record.
WHY IT WAS SAFER.
A boy was visiting another boy, and as they were going to bed the little host knelt to say his prayers.