“I never say my prayers when I am home,” said the visitor.
“That’s all right,” said the other boy. “You better say them here. This is a folding bed.”
EASY.
“Did that book agent succeed in inveigling you into buying a set of Shakespeare’s works?”
“No.”
“How did you get rid of him so easily?”
“I simply showed him the last dun I received for a set of books I bought on the installment plan two years ago.”—Birmingham Age-Herald.