“Mr. Johnson,” asked the professor in the freshman class, “what three words are used most among the college students?”
“I don’t know,” said the student.
“Correct,” replied the professor.
HIS DUTIES DEFINED.
Boss—“I wanted to speak to you, Mr. Lovum, about your attentions to Miss Sweetthynge during office hours. I hired you as a billing clerk only—no cooing mentioned. That will be all for the present.”
THE SUPREME TEST.
“Brudder Jackson,” said the colored preacher to a parishioner, “yo’ wife done tell me she got religion and wants to jine de church.”
“Yas, suh, dat’s so,” replied the husband.