Have wit and wisdom—for they all quote him.

So, many a tongue the evening hour prolongs

With spangled speeches, let alone the songs;

Statesmen grow merry, young attorneys laugh,

And weak teetotals warm to half-and-half,

And beardless Tullys, new to festive scenes,

Cut their first crop of youth’s precocious greens;

And wits stand ready for impromptu claps,

With loaded barrels and percussion-caps;

And Pathos, cantering through the minor keys,