Waves all her onions to the trembling breeze;

While the great Feasted views with silent glee

His scattered limbs in Yankee fricassee.

Sweet is the scene where genial friendship plays

The pleasing game of interchanging praise;

Self-love, grimalkin of the human heart,

Is ever pliant to the master’s art;

Soothed with a word, she peacefully withdraws

And sheaths in velvet her obnoxious claws,

And thrills the hand that smooths her glossy fur