Each beardless booby spouts away,

A Solon, in a long-tail’d Coat.

Prates of “The march of intellect”—

—“The schoolmaster” a Patriote

So noble, who could ere suspect

Had just put on a long-tail’d Coat?

Alack! Alack! that every thick-

skull’d lad must find an antidote

For England’s woes, because, like Dick.

He has put on a long-tail’d Coat.