You are exonerated from making calls.
Bores do not bore you.
Tax-gatherers hurry past your door.
Itinerant bands do not play opposite your windows.
You avoid the nuisance of serving on juries.
No one thinks of presenting you with a testimonial.
No tradesman irritates by asking, "Is there any other article you wish to-day, sir?"
Impostors know it is no use to bleed you.
You practise temperance.
You swallow infinitely less poison than others.