So rude the mass it makes one stare!

"A stranger, ignorant of the trade,

Would say, no meaning's there conveyed;

For where's the middle? where's the border?

Thy carpet now is all disorder."

Quoth Dick, "My work is yet in bits,

But still in every part it fits;

Besides, you reason like a lout—

Why, man, that carpet's inside out."

Says John, "Thou say'st the thing I mean,