And drank it all off in one long, hearty sup!

It tasted so queerly; and what could it be?

He wondered. It neither was water nor tea!

Just then a thought struck him and filled him with fear:

"Oh! it must be the poison for rats, I declare!"

And loudly he called on his dear, sleeping wife,

And begged her to rise; "for," said he, "on my life

I fear it was poison the bowl did contain.

Oh dear! yes, it was poison; I now feel the pain!"

"And what made you dry, sir?" the wife sharply cried.