THE rich man speaks about how he spends his money, while his friends speak about how he made it.


You could tell the old-time hero by his medals; the modern one is known by his collection of loving-cups.


The spendthrift sometimes does more good with his money than the philanthropist.


The fact that figures won’t lie probably accounts for the invention of statistics.


A political job differs from any other kind, inasmuch as you work before you get it, instead of afterward.