The miser holds on to his own money; the millionaire to other people’s.
His Cogitation
“WELL, then, amongst others, there’s the man who habitually talks to himself,” ruminatingly said the Pruntytown Philosopher the other evening. “If he does it in order to listen to himself, he is a fool; if he does it to avoid listening to his friends, he is a sage; and if he does it to save his friends from listening to him, he is a philanthropist.”
The Safe Side
REPORTER—Were you quoted correctly in that interview in the morning papers?
Senator—Come around the day after tomorrow. How can I tell until I see how the interview is going to be taken?
An Inference