"I think I shall have to let him join the police, for I never can find him when I want him!"
—Fliegende Blätter.
Fannie tried very hard to be polite and speak correctly. At church one day she met a little friend who had been sick for some time. In asking about her affliction Fannie said: "Did you enjoy much pain when you were ill?"
—Youth's Companion.
Where They Might Economize.
Bagley—I hear that Mrs. Mosenthal has presented you with twins, Solomon.
Mr. Mosenthal—Yes, it vas a fact, twin boys or I'm a liar.