Guide—Hole on, boss; you ain't let me get through. I didn't say which way dey wuz runnin'; 'twas to'ards de enemy.

Harper's Weekly.


The Latest Style.


Customer (who has brought material for a gown and trimming for a bonnet eight days before)—This costume appears to be very short and tight! Did you use all the goods?

Modiste—Great Heavens! Can it be that I made the gown out of the bonnet trimming and trimmed the bonnet with the dress pattern?

Fliegende Blätter.


If the Prince of Wales' serious attack of the gout continues much longer, it will begin to affect the walk of swell young men in New York.