—Kansas City Journal.
Cholly—Aw, Fweddie, did you see her smile at me? Quite angelic, doncher know.
Fweddie—Smiled, did she? Well, I cahn't blame her. Youah looks sometimes make me smile, bah jove.
—Chicago Liar.
A number of the school-ma'ams are employing their Summer vacations in educating the blind. Their only pupil is a bad boy named Cupid.
—Chicago News.