The Wisdom of Babes.
Ministerial Friend (on a visit)—I wonder what makes your mamma so happy to-day? She is singing around all over the house.
Little Nell—I dess she's thought of somfin' to scold papa about when he comes home.
—Philadelphia Record.
A Cutting Remark.
Algernon—You must not think, dearest, that because you are rich and I am poor I am anxious to marry you on account of your money.
Genevieve—Whose are you after, pa's?