The Wisdom of Babes.


Ministerial Friend (on a visit)—I wonder what makes your mamma so happy to-day? She is singing around all over the house.

Little Nell—I dess she's thought of somfin' to scold papa about when he comes home.

Philadelphia Record.


A Cutting Remark.


Algernon—You must not think, dearest, that because you are rich and I am poor I am anxious to marry you on account of your money.

Genevieve—Whose are you after, pa's?