Perf. What good is the rain!
Fred. Yes.
Perf. The rain, my boy, has a tendency of bringing everything up from the ground.
Joey. Well I hope it won’t bring my old woman up.
Perf. (with surprise). What? Your old woman! You don’t mean to say you were ever married!
Joey. Yes, I was, once.
Perf. You are but a little boy. You don’t look old enough to have been ever married.
Joey. I am older than you think I am.
Perf. How old a man are you?