Joey. I am more than twenty years old.
Perf. Do you pretend to say that you were born twenty years ago?
Joey. I do.
Perf. I don’t believe it.
Joey (looks in Performer’s face). Was you there?
Perf. No.
Joey. Well, I was.
Perf. Then, if you was there, you must know all about it.
Joey. I do.
Perf. You are a pretty good speller, are you not, Joey?