Joey. Yes; and pray, Mr. Valentine, what was your father?

Perf. My father, sir, was a gentleman.

Joey. A gentleman?

Perf. Yes.

Joey. Then how was it, Mr. Valentine, that he did not make a gentleman of you?

Perf. Joey, you are getting a little too personal. (turns to Freddy) Now, Freddy, what were you doing over the bridge last night?

Fred. I went over to see my girl.

Perf. And did you see her?

Fred. The old people would not let me into the house.