Perf. Well, what did you do?
Fred. I stood under a tree.
Perf. What happened then?
Fred. I got wet all over.
Perf. Well, I suppose that it rained.
Fred. No, not that. Some say that it was perspiration.
Perf. And was it that?
Fred. No; I guess that it was dish-water.
Perf. Now, Freddy, supposing that a man were to dig down deep into the earth, what would he come to?
Fred. To dirt.