In the period Socratic every dining-room was Attic

(Which suggests an architecture of a topsy-turvy kind),

There they'd satisfy their twist on a recherché cold ἄριστον,

Which is what they called their lunch—and so may you, if you're inclined.

As they gradually got on, they'd τρέπεσθαι πρὸς τὸν πότον

(Which is Attic for a steady and a conscientious drink).

But they mixed their wine with water—which I'm sure they didn't oughter—

And we Anglo-Saxons know a trick worth two of that, I think!

Then came rather risky dances (under certain circumstances)

Which would shock that worthy gentleman, the Licenser of Plays,