Corybantian maniac kick—Dionysiac or Bacchic—

And the Dithyrambic revels of those indecorous days.

(And perhaps I'd better mention

Lest alarming you I am,

That it isn't our intention

To perform a Dithyramb—

It displays a lot of stocking,

Which is always very shocking,

And of course I'm only mocking

At the prevalence of "cram.")