For the Maid was Beauty's fairest Queen,
With golden tresses,
Like a real princess's,
While the Ape, despite his razor keen,
Was the apiest Ape that ever was seen!
He bought white ties, and he bought dress suits.
He crammed his feet into bright tight boots.
And to start his life on a brand-new plan,
He christened himself Darwinian Man!
But it would not do,